Product Name: "Aargh! Happy Birthday - Godzilla Birthday Card"
Size: 5.5" x 5.5"

This one's for the birthday monster in your life. It’s big, it’s bold, and it’s here to destroy the birthday game. With Godzilla in all his glory on the front, you know this card is huge in personality, just like the birthday person. Whether they love kaiju movies, have a monstrous sense of humor, or just want to go big, this card is ready to bring the birthday party to life.

The inside is blank, so you can write whatever catastrophic message you want (because sometimes a simple "Happy Birthday" just doesn’t cut it when you're dealing with this level of legendary).