{"product_id":"tis-thee-not-me-by-clarice-tudor-book","title":"'Tis Thee, Not Me by Clarice Tudor - Book","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-family: FortLight, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.825rem; margin: 0px 0px 0.813em; color: rgb(66, 66, 67);\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: FortMedium, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” \u003ci\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me \u003c\/i\u003eis a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in \u003ci\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/i\u003e tackle:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-family: FortLight, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.825rem; margin: 0px 0px 0.813em 1.625em; padding: 0px; color: rgb(66, 66, 67);\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0.438em 0px 0.438em 1em; list-style-type: none;\"\u003eDating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0.438em 0px 0.438em 1em; list-style-type: none;\"\u003eRelationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible\u003cspan class=\"atm_keep-reading-flag\" style=\"border-radius: 100px; border: 1px solid rgb(234, 234, 234); position: absolute; padding: 0px 0.219em; margin-top: -0.813em; box-shadow: rgba(99, 100, 102, 0.4) 0px 3px 7px -2px; animation: 3s ease 0s infinite normal none running arrowPulse;\"\u003e\u003csmall style=\"font-size: 1rem; line-height: 1.25rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fa fa-arrow-down\" style=\"display: inline-block; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 1; font-family: FontAwesome; font-size: inherit; text-rendering: auto; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \"(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0.438em 0px 0.438em 1em; list-style-type: none;\"\u003eA retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin: 0.438em 0px 0.438em 1em; list-style-type: none;\"\u003eAnd more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color: rgb(66, 66, 67); font-family: FortLight, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(66, 66, 67); font-family: FortLight, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"RANDOM HOUSE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43507800932455,"sku":"9798217034499","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/4496\/files\/9798217034499.jpg?v=1777575671","url":"https:\/\/www.steelinghome.ca\/products\/tis-thee-not-me-by-clarice-tudor-book","provider":"Steeling Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}