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The Perks of Being Over 50 Card The Perks of Being Over 50 Card

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 BIRTHDAY CARD

ARE THERE PERKS TO BEING OVER 50? WE THINK SO.

 

INSIDE READS:

  • PEOPLE CALL ME AT 9 PM AND ASK, “DID I WAKE YOU????”

  • PEOPLE NO LONGER VIEW YOU AS A HYPOCHONDRIAC.

  • THERE IS NOTHING LEFT T LEARN THE HARD WAY.

  • THINGS YOU BUY NOW WON’T WEAR OUT.

  • YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT SEX, BUT NOT YOUR GLASSES.

  • YOU GET INTO HEATED ARGUMENTS ABOUT PENSION PLANS.

  • YOU NO LONGER THINK OF SPEED LIMITS AS A CHALLENGE.

  • YOU QUIT TRYING TO HOLD YOUR STOMACH IN NO MATTER WHO WALKS INTO THE ROOM.

  • YOU SING ALONG WITH ELEVATOR MUSIC.

  • YOUR EYES WON’T GET MUCH WORSE.

  • YOUR INVESTMENT IN HEALTH INSURANCE IS FINALLY BEGINNING TO PAY OFF.

  • YOUR JOINTS ARE MORE ACCURATE METEOROLOGISTS THAN THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.

  • YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE THEN CAN’T REMEMBER THEN EITHER.

  • YOUR SUPPLY OF BRAIN CELLS IS FINALLY DOWN TO A MANAGEABLE SIZE.

  • AND YOU NOTICE THESE ARE ALL IN BIG PRINT FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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