{"title":"Funny \u0026 Absurd","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom cheeky cards to laugh-out-loud gifts, our Funny \u0026amp; Absurd collection is full of playful, silly, and delightfully weird finds.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"spirituality-flashcards","title":"Spirituality Flashcards","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; margin-top: 0px; position: relative; text-transform: none; font-weight: 400; color: rgb(128,128,128); font-style: normal; text-align: left; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial\"\u003eDo you think a “third eye” is some kind of alien mutation, and a “spirit guide” is a pep squad leader? 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font-weight: 700; overflow-wrap: break-word\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word\"\u003eI FUCKING LOVE YOU\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; overflow-wrap: break-word\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word\"\u003eSMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n  \u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 16px; font-family: \" avenir next sans-serif normal none rgb break-word initial white-space:=\"\" word-spacing:=\"\" text-transform:=\"\" font-weight:=\"\" color:=\"\" font-style:=\"\" orphans:=\"\" widows:=\"\" margin:=\"\" letter-spacing:=\"\" background-color:=\"\" text-indent:=\"\" overflow-wrap:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-caps:=\"\" text-decoration-thickness:=\"\" text-decoration-style:=\"\" text-decoration-color:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; 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Cast and finished to look like perfectly-rolled doobies, these party candles will be the finishing touch on any freshly-baked cake. 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widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: graphik, helvetica, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px; text-transform: none; float: none; font-weight: 200; color: rgb(51,51,51); font-style: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial\"\u003eDimensions: 3\" l x 2\" w x 6.5\" h\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: graphik, helvetica, sans-serif; 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font-family: graphik, helvetica, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px; text-transform: none; float: none; font-weight: 200; color: rgb(51,51,51); font-style: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial\"\u003eMeasures 4-1\/4 x 5-1\/2 inches (folded). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: graphik, helvetica, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px; text-transform: none; float: none; font-weight: 200; color: rgb(51,51,51); font-style: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; 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